Give midweek a moment.
Tell us the dish, exact price, available days and how guests should book. We turn those notes into a playful introduction.
Post ahead of your quieter service.YOUR SPECIALS DESERVE A YUGE INTRODUCTION.
YOUR MENU.
THAT VOICE.
TREMENDOUS.
For restaurants & cafés.
A real human Trump impression.
The midweek special. A new menu. Sunday lunch. Turn your next offers into separate comedy audio promos and matching illustrated social images, ready to release when you choose.
Up to 30 seconds per promoOne image per offer24-hour initial delivery
2 revision rounds included. No script needed.
Independent human comedy impression. No affiliation with or endorsement by Donald Trump.
YOUR OFFERS.
YUGE ENERGY.
YUGE ENERGY.
100% COMEDY.
100% PRESIDENT.
100% PRESIDENT.
ONE BATCH. YOUR RELEASE SCHEDULE.Three offers.
Three offers.
Three different moments.
A few ideas for your brief. These are illustrative suggestions, not customer work or recorded samples.
Make the new menu yuge.
Pick the dishes you want mentioned, what makes them special and the launch date. Add an illustration idea if you have one.
Use when your menu launches.A tremendous Sunday.
Share your Sunday offer, serving times and booking details. Keep important exclusions in the offer-conditions field.
Remind followers before the weekend.Include real prices, dates, booking details and any dietary or availability conditions that must be stated. No invented awards, reviews or promises of more bookings.
FOR RESTAURANTS, GARAGES & REALLY FANTASTIC BUSINESSES.Your offers.
Your offers.
A whole Yuge Campaign.
Tell us 3, 5 or 10 offers. Get that many separate Trump-impression recordings and matching illustrated social images. Release them on your schedule. No scripts. No subscription.
Business Starter
$149USD / one-time
Three offers, three separate recordings, three matching social images. Your next promotions, sorted.
- 3 separate promotional recordings
- Up to 30 seconds per recording
- Written and performed by a real human
- Initial delivery within 24 hours
- 2 revision rounds included
- 3 matching illustrated social images
- 12-month digital business usage
- MP3 + WAV, captions + release checklist
$49.67 per separate promoAll files delivered together. Release over time.
Choose 3 promos THE FEATURED DEAL
Five offers. Yuge possibilities.The Yuge Campaign
$229USD / one-time
Five separate promos with matching social images. Your specials, events or services get their own moment.
- 5 separate promotional recordings
- Up to 30 seconds per recording
- Written and performed by a real human
- Initial delivery within 24 hours
- 2 revision rounds included
- 5 matching illustrated social images
- 12-month digital business usage
- MP3 + WAV, captions + release checklist
$45.80 per separate promoAll files delivered together. Release over time.
Choose 5 promosThe Tremendous Ten
$399USD / one-time
Ten recordings and ten matching images. Plan ahead, rotate your offers and keep the tremendous energy going.
- 10 separate promotional recordings
- Up to 30 seconds per recording
- Written and performed by a real human
- Initial delivery within 24 hours
- 2 revision rounds included
- 10 matching illustrated social images
- 12-month digital business usage
- MP3 + WAV, captions + release checklist
$39.90 per separate promoAll files delivered together. Release over time.
Choose 10 promosAudio + illustrated social images. One named business. Digital usage for 12 months in the US/UK. Advertising spend and video production are separate. Independent parody, with no real Trump endorsement.
One batch. Weeks of possibilities.Separate MP3 + WAV filesOne matching social image per promoSuggested post captionsA simple release checklist2 revision rounds per order
YOU KNOW YOUR BUSINESS. WE BRING THE VOICE.A few offers.
A few offers.
A tremendous batch.
One business profile. A few words about each promotion. We write and record every one separately, with a matching illustrated social image. Ready for you to use over time.
ONE BUSINESS. THREE DIFFERENT PROMOS.A really fantastic batch.
1. Give midweek a moment.2. Make the new menu yuge.3. A tremendous Sunday.
Three ideas. Three separate files.Clear, independent comedy.
Human impression audio. No real Trump affiliation or endorsement. Promotions must stay clearly labelled as comedy impressions.
LET'S MAKE YOUR BUSINESS YUGEBusiness Starter · $149
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YOUR BUSINESS. CLEAR DETAILS.A really fantastic
A really fantastic
plan of action.
What do I need to send?
Your business name, what customers should do next, and a sentence or two about each promotion. Add exact prices, dates, conditions and any image ideas. We write and record the material.
Can I release the promotions separately?
Yes. Each promotion is its own audio file with a matching illustrated social image. You receive the whole batch by email and choose your release schedule. Captions and a simple release checklist are included.
What usage is included?
Digital usage for one named business in the US/UK for 12 months. Keep the independent comedy-impression disclosure visible. The licence covers our production; it does not grant permission from Donald Trump or guarantee advertising-platform approval. Advertising spend and video production are separate.
What if something needs tweaking?
Every bundle includes 2 revision rounds for the original brief. Reply to your confirmation or delivery email with your changes; a round can cover any of your included recordings.
Can I order for staff or customer gifts?
Yes. For birthdays, thank-yous and friendly team jokes, choose a personal package. Business bundles are for promotional usage.